Paul has been working as a bouncer at the Montreal XXXpo, the strip club managed by its star stripper, Caribe. During that time, they have been on and off lovers and Paul has enjoyed a wide variety of girls on the side. But working together isn’t easy, especially when you had 4 fights and 4 sexfights, and you’re as competitive as Carrie and Paul are. So frictions—the wrong kind—are bound to happen…
Don hasn’t faced Cindy in 10 years so she’s a great fit for his last BMC fight. “I want to leave on a win and I’m 2 in 3 against Cindy, so this should be fun.” Cindy of course disagrees. “First, we’re 2 apiece—but with all the concussions he got in his career, I can forgive his mistake. Second, he had to fight an amateur—Jayanti—to score his last combat win over two years ago, so I’LL be the one kicking his ass goodbye!”
Jayanti is training to be a mixed fighter, so the news of the BMC closing hit her hard. Nevertheless, before it’s over, she wants to get the ultimate thrill and measure her worth against one of the League’s bigger fighters, and her wish comes true tonight when she gets to face Eduardo on the Octagon.
The last time Brad fought Louise was back in July 2008, so it’s no surprise his G-string collection doesn’t have a piece from her wardrobe. He hopes to correct this tonight and get his 14th trophy, but Louise won’t make it easy. “His collection is just sick. It’s the best motivation I know NOT to let him beat me!” Louise said. “That’s what all my contributors said,” Brad replied.
Even though Regine bested Matt twice in the heyday of the League, before 2007, they are more equally matched than they seem in paper. Indeed, Regine won their last fight (2016), but Matt won their previous engagement (2012), both by submission. So tonight is an all-out, anything-can-happen Octagon fight with the sexy and just as unpredictable Roxanne as referee.
Jenn and Petr were a couple for a long time and even held the Couple Championship before Cindy ambushed Jenn after an Oil of Olé sexfight and stole Petr from her. Since then, Cindy got engaged to David and Petr is back with Ashley who failed to steal him from Jenn back in 2015, so now it’s the Pigtail Princess’s turn to take a shot at her ex-lover. “If I beat Petr, I get to have sex with him right in front of Ash.”
After winning the 12th piece of his G-string collection by besting France in an Oil of Olé fight, Brad is ready for the 13th. “I’m not superstitious at all, so I’m sure beating Prudie will be a piece of cake. I DID beat her before after all.” Prudie doesn’t agree. “No way I’m giving a SECOND G-string to his horrid collection like Mack did!”
Ever since Jayanti substituted for Jenn in the Pit in January 2021, she’s been training to be a mixed fighter, first by picking out fights with strangers, and then in a more formal setting with Manik and Petr. Tonight, after months of training, she gets to fight a real, official fight against Matt—and he promised he wouldn’t go easy on her. “Neither will I,” she said.
Fighters try to keep their current lovers out of their fighting life, but sometimes the two universes can’t avoid colliding. When Kim got Petr off in their fight in August, his girlfriend Ashley was far from happy about it. Lucky for him, Petr caught Tania in a good day when he asked for a revenge fight. And so here we are: The shortest woman and the second-tallest man in the League face off for their 8th match, this time in the 8-sided Octagon Cage.
Although Chip officially joined the League 8 years ago, he never faced League’s Founder Tania despite having a huge crush on his potential mother-in-law (from back when he dated Prudie). But tonight, he definitely feels a “Stifler’s Mom” vibe as he’s facing the statuesque, topless blonde, although he still feels like he has to show her she was right to recruit him.