The last time Cindy faced Eduardo was back in 2014, during the first Queen (or King) of the Hill Tournament to commemorate the 500th BWL fight. She won by orgasm submission, but it was her first victory against the Argentine Adonis—she’d lost three fights and a sexfight before that. So is seven years of additional fighting experience enough to beat Ed? Can Cindy score her first victory since August of last year?
MMA
BMC-057: They Say It’s Spring…
Brad and Kim fought five times so far, with Brad winning three of those confrontations—and adding one of Kim’s G-strings to his collection. He’s unsuccessfully tried to add a tenth souvenir trophy against Denise and Mack, so today he hopes that Kim will be the first to surrender TWO G-strings.
BMC-053: Keep Your Eye on the Balls
Eduardo and Regine fought four times since 2009, with two victories apiece. Tonight, they face off in the relative intimacy of the basement’s Octagon for an MMA fight. Who’ll come out on top? The Saint-Tremblé native or the Argentine Adonis?
BMC-048: Tat Spat
We haven’t seen our 2 tattooed redheads in action for a while, so Tania has put Denise and Chip in the Basement cage under Robin’s supervision for a scintillating fight.
BMC-043: Revolution 9
Brad the Collector was hoping to score his ninth G-string when he faced Denise in September, but the redhead avoided being the first girl to contribute twice to his infamous collection. So tonight this honor is passed down to Mackenzie, who was the first to lose her G-string when Brad rebooted his collection. “Once was enough,” the youngster stated. “Number nine, here I come,” Brad countered. So what will it be?
BMC-040: Old Time’s Sake, Take 2
Last December, ex-lovers Matt and Tania fought to a frustrating draw. Both have been waiting to finally settle this and now, they have the Octagon all to themselves and they won’t leave until there’s a clear winner.
BMC-039: Built on Sand
Rita fought Petr in her first official fight, but it was more about Rita obsessing about his erection until he could no longer control his orgasm. Now, Petr is ready for her sex attacks and Rita’s had time to get her Saint-Tremblé instincts under control, but her white G-string shows she still thinks of herself as an alpha female, and Petr may disagree with her ranking.
BMC-037: Forest Hump
Last time Jennifer faced Paul was around this time back in 2011. This last brush with Big Poppa ended in a KO for her and allowed Paul to catch up on her one-victory lead. Now, they’re two apiece and, in this League, it’s like an unsettled contest, so both want to come out on top today.
BMC-035: Nine
Since he started his new G-strings collection (Regine made him throw away what he had collected before), Brad has collected eight new pieces. Today, he faces Denise in the BMC Octagon and he won’t leave without making Big Red the first woman to contribute to his collection TWICE—and you can bet your life Denise is hell bent NOT to be bestowed this dubious honor.
Flashback: Louise vs Matt from 2011
As a bonus for today’s sexfighting Championship match, here’s the fight between Louise and Matt from back in April 2011.