Don has faced Mimi four times—three of them with Titles in play—but he never could solve the Mimi puzzle. Maybe five times is the charm?
Mimi
BMC-083: Maxi Mimi
Last time Mimi faced Brad, she was disqualified for low blows. But since then, she beat her old nemesis Candy and League’s referee Robin in sexfights, so she was extra motivated to prepare for this MMA bout. On the other hand, Brad just added Sophie’s G-string to his collection and he’s got his mind set on taking a SECOND G-string from Mimi—or in this case ANY bottom she’s wearing when he defeats her.
BMC-045: Year-End Clearance
Mimi lost only 9 mixed fights, and three of these defeats were against Petr. So of course, she sees a kickboxing match with him as the best way to finish a year marked by four defeats and a disqualification victory on a positive note. “The notes from Silent Night are the only notes she’ll get tonight,” Petr promised. “2020’s been great! I beat Rita and Melanie this year. I’ll gladly celebrate with a third victory!”
BMC-032: Candy Man
Mimi has a sexual nemesis, and her name is Candy. She faced her twice in private sexfights and once on the No Holds Bar stage, and it all ended in crushing defeats for the muscled blonde. To finally best the BBW, Mimi challenges her with a MAN as their sex playground. So it’ll be up to Eduardo to judge and decide who fucks better and harder: Mimi or Candy?
BMC-026: Sex Slavin’
In a stunning upset, David beat Mimi in the Pit last week. It was his first victory since June 2016, and he beat a woman who was the Champion until March, a woman he could beat only once, back in 2006. Now the ex-Champ has to be David’s sex slave, and it’s a humiliation she’s NOT looking forward to.
BMC-025: Goliath Girl
Mimi defeated David the last three times she faced him, but most forget that David got the best of her in their first fight back in 2006, and that he also beat her in a sexfight—although with a bit of help from Kim. For their fifth fight, David requested the Pit. “I beat her in the Pit the first time and I almost beat her in the Pit 2016, so I like my chances,” David said. Mimi retorted, “The last time he won was four years ago almost to the day. I’ll fight him in Jell-O if he wants,”
FLASHBACK: Myriam Challenges David for the BSF Belt
In the entire history of the BWL and the BSF, only one person got to wear both Championship Belts at the same time: Kim, who was BWL Champion at the time she conquered the BSF sexfighting Belt on January 16th, 2011. She was Dual Champion until she lost the BWL Belt on May 10th and the BSF Belt six days later.
On August 7th 2014, BWL Champion Myriam tried to repeat that exploit by challenging David for the Title. Lucky for him, he had the record holder on his side!
BWL-768: Paul Challenges Mimi for the BWL Championship
The last time Mimi faced Paul, she challenged him for the BWL Championship and took the Belt from him in a heated kickboxing battle (BWL-583, Nov 2015). Tonight, Paul will try to do the same thing to Mimi. He’s won his last three official BWL bouts and took some time to beat Cindy in an impromptu beach fight, so he thinks his chances are good. Of course, Mimi disagrees, so I guess we’ll see who wears the Belt at the end of this fight.
BWL-750: Mimi Goes Fourth?
Three times Matt tried to beat Mimi and three times he failed. So what’s different tonight? Maybe his girlfriend Megan trained him? After all, Meg beat Mimi three times in a row back in 2010-11. Or maybe Mimi’s confidence is still low from her crushing defeats against Candy? Or maybe things are NOT different and plus ça change, plus c’est la meme chose, to quote Neil Peart…
Speaking of Rush’s drummer, one thing we know for sure: Matt’s in for a lot of percussion!
BWL-724: The Collection Introspection
The last fight Brad won against Mimi was a boxing match back in March 2006. Since then, he’s lost three fights against her but this time he figures that if he challenges her to a kickboxing bout, maybe his luck will turn and he’ll add G-string number four to his new collection.