Oli’s been off the fighting roster since 2011, but he’s missed the fights. “I was Sexfighting Champion and even held the short-lived Couples Title with my ex Jolene, but I’ve been training hard and I want to give fighting another shot. I’m especially great at kickboxing so I’m ready for anyone.”
“Anyone” happens to be Megan, and the mega-busty blonde is NOT happy she’s “wasting her time” fighting a “has-been”—her words.
Matt helped Prudie conquer Hugo and get control of the No Holds Bar, but he had some oblivious help: Megan, whom he coaxed into attacking his balls until he couldn’t cum anymore, allowing him to beat Tania and leave her ultra-vulnerable.
Let’s just say that Meg didn’t appreciate being the unwilling part of the plan.
Matt and Megan used to be an item until he dumped her like yesterday’s trash for Cindy. Now some women may hold a grudge for such a humiliation—and Megan is definitely one of them. Is it suicide for Matt to face her in the Pit, where the only way to win is by KO? He DID smother her with her own breasts in the Pit back in 2016, so maybe he knows what he’s doing. Right? Or maybe he’s there for another busty blonde?
Megan faced Paul three times but was never able to find a way to defeat him. Tonight, with her arch-rival France about to come back with her restored breasts, she thinks she can get the confidence booster she needs to calm her insecurities by finally beating bringing down a wall she’s crashed into three times.
Firefighter Brad “Hoser” Hauser is 0 for 2 against roofing contractor sales representative “Mega” Megan Carmody. She’s also the current Titfight Champion, but since the guys can’t challenger her for that, he must settle for a nice, pleasant non-Title mixed martial arts fight in the Basement cage. But these two blonde battlers seem a bit pre-occupied. Maybe that’s because they’ve both lost more often than they’ve won…in Brad’s case, a lot more often.
As a FREE BONUS, here’s PART 2 of the previous story. It’s NOT mixed action, but I figured you’d STILL want to know how it ends, right?
Megan defeated David in an intense MMA fight and the poor man was taken to the hospital after because the referee was afraid he could be injured after he took repeated blows to the liver. But while they’re taking care of his organ, Megan has an organ problem of her own…
Two weeks ago, David got KOed by Denise in an Oil of Olé fight. Now he’s back in the ring to take another swing, as AC/DC would put it—except it’s an octagon. And he’ll take his other swing at Titfighting Champion Megan who can’t wait to face a guy—her last mixed fight dates back to last year when she defeated Don, and her mixed record isn’t great. “I’ll take any chance I can get to stack up some wins and get over .500!”
After last week’s Beach Ring bout between Megan and Don, we conducted some post-fight interviews. SPOILER ALERT! If you didn’t watch the fight yet, DON’T READ THIS!
Megan, did you go into this fight knowing you’d go for a breast-in-face victory?
Honestly? France has been a rival from day one. She’s threatened everything that I am and made me struggle to maintain my self-esteem. I had never seen a woman who could rival with me both in strength and in seduction. I had to change—turn into a slutty BWL fighter and shatter my own image of myself to best her. Now, I’M the bustiest woman in the League, and I’M the Queen of Breasts. If she were hot enough to get a MAN, I’d go after him, too!
But you didn’t have anything to do with France’s breast reduction.
I defeated her in a Titfight! She pitted her boobs against mine and LOST! I wrecked her rack!
But she faced FOUR fighters after that—the last one being Paul.
Of course she’ll say PAUL did it, because she couldn’t admit that her arch rival scored the ultimate victory against her! She was Superman and she met her Doomsday!
But Superman came back. France says she isn’t sure she’ll get upgraded again, but—
France could get BLIMPS and it wouldn’t matter. I BESTED HER in every possible way. The last straw was stealing her signature move, and Don helped with that!
I feel I have to point out that France beat your boyfriend Matt, while Don’s Melanie kicked your ass.
You’re reaching, and you’re NOT gonna spoil my victory!
In two attempts, Don wasn’t able to crack the riddle that is Megan. Today, he gets another shot at the puzzle, this time under the sun in the Beach Ring.