The BMC (Basement Mixed Combat) also features short stories—not short in length, but short in height. That means this face-off is between Kim and Chip, the most petite woman and the most vertically-challenged man on the roster. But what these two lack in height, they more than make up for in fight. So pour a shot of Kim and a shot of Chip into the Pit, shake vigorously, and see who winds up conscious in the end.
This is it! The very first match of the 100% mixed fighting League, the BasementMixedCombat.com! And who better to announce this great premiere than the League’s Founder herself, Tania. For this momentous event, Petr is scheduled to face Tania’s daughter Prudence in the new Octagon, back in Tania’s basement.
Here’s what happened: in June, Prudence faced Caribe in a kickboxing bout and, after the time ran out, Pru punched Caribe out of frustration, which lead to Robin punching the youngster to calm her down. Of course, this led to the two women facing each other in a sexfight where Robin prevailed, but the blonde’s performance impressed her enough to want more—a lot more. So Tuesday, before Paul faced Mimi for the BWL Belt, Robin formally challenged him to a sexfight for his girlfriend.
Robin’s been really good when she sexfought girls—she even beat Kim—but she’s never faced a guy. So did she bite off more than she can chew? Is Paul the best man to make your mixed sexfight debut?
The last time Mimi faced Paul, she challenged him for the BWL Championship and took the Belt from him in a heated kickboxing battle (BWL-583, Nov 2015). Tonight, Paul will try to do the same thing to Mimi. He’s won his last three official BWL bouts and took some time to beat Cindy in an impromptu beach fight, so he thinks his chances are good. Of course, Mimi disagrees, so I guess we’ll see who wears the Belt at the end of this fight.
As a FREE BONUS, here’s PART 2 of the previous story. It’s NOT mixed action, but I figured you’d STILL want to know how it ends, right?
Two weeks ago, David got KOed by Denise in an Oil of Olé fight. Now he’s back in the ring to take another swing, as AC/DC would put it—except it’s an octagon. And he’ll take his other swing at Titfighting Champion Megan who can’t wait to face a guy—her last mixed fight dates back to last year when she defeated Don, and her mixed record isn’t great. “I’ll take any chance I can get to stack up some wins and get over .500!”
Denise was with David after winning him from Louise and ejecting her from the League, but there’s always a bigger fish. In the hope to entice Cindy into a more intense rivalry, Jenn beat her in a sexfight and won Cindy’s ex-husband back.
So you want to know what awkward means? Try, “Facing your ex in Oil of Olé after you lost him in a sexfight.” You’re welcome, Webster’s Dictionary.
BWL referee Robin has a pretty active and wild sex life, but even the wildest girls have a bucket list.
Last time we brought you the debut battle between Mack and Mimi, familiar faces who’d never tangled before. This time we present another Get Acquainted fight, as Prudie and Matt face off for the first time…in kickboxing combat. They got together before under more pleasant circumstances. But now the gloves are on, the arena seats are filled, Robin is chaperoning the proceedings, and Professor Michel Leblond is calling the action.
When a woman like Caribe owns a man, she can’t help but feel like she’ll always have some say about what he does with his dick later on. And since she used to be with Ed (before Mimi stole him from her back in 2008), she can’t really be happy for him when she learns that he’s in love—with someone else. But this is the BWL. When the time comes to fight, one sets these feelings aside, right? Yeah, right.