It’s the Saint-Jean-Baptiste in Quebec, the province’s National Day and the official beginning of summer. Paul and David are spending a nice day at the beach with a few cold ones, away from their girlfriends and the trouble that follows them. They don’t know that trouble has a way to find you and often comes in a bikini…
After a fight against Prudence and the heavy, intense sex that followed, Don realized he DIDN’T want to be with Mel anymore. It is the BWL policy NOT to put ex-lovers in the ring soon after their break-up, but since they didn’t announce they weren’t a couple anymore, this match stayed on the bracket and we didn’t learn until they were already in the ring that these two had parted ways. The League would like to apologize for this situation and assure its viewers that we DON’T condone violence to settle an argument—especially in a relationship.
As of today, there are four eligible contenders for the BWL Belt: France, Mimi, Paul, and…Chip. Chip has become a surprisingly serious combatant recently and is having a very good year so far. He’s almost like a completely different fighter. But Rita is also a completely different Champion, whom Chip has never faced before. Even the odds makers are having trouble calling this one.
Three times Matt tried to beat Mimi and three times he failed. So what’s different tonight? Maybe his girlfriend Megan trained him? After all, Meg beat Mimi three times in a row back in 2010-11. Or maybe Mimi’s confidence is still low from her crushing defeats against Candy? Or maybe things are NOT different and plus ça change, plus c’est la meme chose, to quote Neil Peart…
Speaking of Rush’s drummer, one thing we know for sure: Matt’s in for a lot of percussion!
For years, Jennifer has tried to steal Cindy’s husband David until she divorced him back in 2013, so getting into a ring to kickbox him has to be awkward, especially since the Pigtail Princess just lost Petr to David’s ex-wife.
But what differentiates a great competitor from a loser is that she never lets defeat get in the way of victory—and Jenn IS a great competitor.
Brad’s been BWL Champion since December, when he beat Cindy in a kickboxing bout. He defended his Title against Denise and tonight, his Challenger is Saint-Tremblé native Rita, whom he already beat more than a year ago. Will Rita leave with a new Belt, or will Brad leave with a new G-string for his collection?
The last time Kim faced Ed, in June 2010, she won the BWL Belt from him, putting an end to a six-month Championship. He thinks that he can beat Kim by facing her in Oil of Olé, a slick substance that multiplies all sensations tenfold, but Kim won the King (or Queen) of the Oil Ring Tournament last May, so she’s ready for him.
Can you believe it’s been almost 12 years since Sophie the Pink Panther and Big Poppa Paul mixed it up wrestling (BWL-192 in June 2007)? No, they haven’t been ducking each other; that’s just the way the scheduling worked out. Now the veterinarian’s assistant and the Montreal XXXpo’s security chief find themselves in the rustic Wood Ring for a brisk morning exercise.
It’s been more than five years since Regine and Chip tangled for their first and, so far, only time. Chip scored an upset win by making Reg tap out. We’re including a link to that BWL-495 to refresh your memories. So now they’re back, this time in the Octagon Cage, and of course Chip’s alter ego Johnny Moxie is “in dere wit’’em”.
Brad won the BWL Belt by defeating Cindy in a kickboxing match, but he hasn’t defended his Title yet. Meanwhile, since her unsuccessful Title match against Prudie back in April, Denise has beaten her boyfriend David and sexy Kim to be eligible for yet another Title match—and this time, she’s not leaving without the Belt.