BWL referee Robin has a pretty active and wild sex life, but even the wildest girls have a bucket list.
BWL-760: Little Girls Get Bigger Every Day
Last time we brought you the debut battle between Mack and Mimi, familiar faces who’d never tangled before. This time we present another Get Acquainted fight, as Prudie and Matt face off for the first time…in kickboxing combat. They got together before under more pleasant circumstances. But now the gloves are on, the arena seats are filled, Robin is chaperoning the proceedings, and Professor Michel Leblond is calling the action.
BWL-758: Latin American Soap Opera
When a woman like Caribe owns a man, she can’t help but feel like she’ll always have some say about what he does with his dick later on. And since she used to be with Ed (before Mimi stole him from her back in 2008), she can’t really be happy for him when she learns that he’s in love—with someone else. But this is the BWL. When the time comes to fight, one sets these feelings aside, right? Yeah, right.
BWL-756: Gens du Pays
It’s the Saint-Jean-Baptiste in Quebec, the province’s National Day and the official beginning of summer. Paul and David are spending a nice day at the beach with a few cold ones, away from their girlfriends and the trouble that follows them. They don’t know that trouble has a way to find you and often comes in a bikini…
BWL-754: Couples Therapy
After a fight against Prudence and the heavy, intense sex that followed, Don realized he DIDN’T want to be with Mel anymore. It is the BWL policy NOT to put ex-lovers in the ring soon after their break-up, but since they didn’t announce they weren’t a couple anymore, this match stayed on the bracket and we didn’t learn until they were already in the ring that these two had parted ways. The League would like to apologize for this situation and assure its viewers that we DON’T condone violence to settle an argument—especially in a relationship.
BWL-752: Chip Challenges Rita for the BWL Belt
As of today, there are four eligible contenders for the BWL Belt: France, Mimi, Paul, and…Chip. Chip has become a surprisingly serious combatant recently and is having a very good year so far. He’s almost like a completely different fighter. But Rita is also a completely different Champion, whom Chip has never faced before. Even the odds makers are having trouble calling this one.
BWL-750: Mimi Goes Fourth?
Three times Matt tried to beat Mimi and three times he failed. So what’s different tonight? Maybe his girlfriend Megan trained him? After all, Meg beat Mimi three times in a row back in 2010-11. Or maybe Mimi’s confidence is still low from her crushing defeats against Candy? Or maybe things are NOT different and plus ça change, plus c’est la meme chose, to quote Neil Peart…
Speaking of Rush’s drummer, one thing we know for sure: Matt’s in for a lot of percussion!
BWL-748: Old Flame
For years, Jennifer has tried to steal Cindy’s husband David until she divorced him back in 2013, so getting into a ring to kickbox him has to be awkward, especially since the Pigtail Princess just lost Petr to David’s ex-wife.
But what differentiates a great competitor from a loser is that she never lets defeat get in the way of victory—and Jenn IS a great competitor.
BWL-746: Rita Challenges Brad for the BWL Belt
Brad’s been BWL Champion since December, when he beat Cindy in a kickboxing bout. He defended his Title against Denise and tonight, his Challenger is Saint-Tremblé native Rita, whom he already beat more than a year ago. Will Rita leave with a new Belt, or will Brad leave with a new G-string for his collection?
BWL-744: Too Much to Swallow
The last time Kim faced Ed, in June 2010, she won the BWL Belt from him, putting an end to a six-month Championship. He thinks that he can beat Kim by facing her in Oil of Olé, a slick substance that multiplies all sensations tenfold, but Kim won the King (or Queen) of the Oil Ring Tournament last May, so she’s ready for him.