After last week’s Pit brawl between Sophie and Matt, we conducted some post-fight interviews. SPOILER ALERT! If you didn’t watch the fight yet, DON’T READ THIS!
Matt, that didn’t go as planned, right?
What do you think? Did I PLAN on getting kicked in the balls and getting KOed?
You did plan certain things with Sophie after the fight, though.
Yeah, I really wanted her to blow me with *** **** watching! I know I don’t stand a chance with her, but letting her see me getting a blow job from a defeated Pink Panther—it was like the closest I could get.
And the timed fucking afterward.
Yeah. Sophie made me cum in 5:02 and then in 4:55. I’m pretty sure she can’t do better.
But aren’t you with Megan? What does she think about these side bets?
Megan knows I can’t be tamed. Plus, she LOVES IT when I fuck a woman AFTER I beat her! She knows how humbling this can be and she enjoys watching me do it to my humbled opponents.
You lost your last fight against France, also in the Pit.
Yeah, don’t go blowing that out of proportion. Right before that, I kicked Denise’s ass and made HER blow me after. I’m in a good space right now. I got an amazing woman and I’m performing well. The BWL is a very competitive League so there’ll be bumps in the road, but I’m doing great.
Aiming for the Belt?
A belt’s for holding up pants. I want my pants DOWN as much as possible. If I win it, so be it, but I don’t need the BLING.
