After winning the 12th piece of his G-string collection by besting France in an Oil of Olé fight, Brad is ready for the 13th. “I’m not superstitious at all, so I’m sure beating Prudie will be a piece of cake. I DID beat her before after all.” Prudie doesn’t agree. “No way I’m giving a SECOND G-string to his horrid collection like Mack did!”
Eduardo and Louise faced one another only once, in an oil fight at the Wildcat Saloon, back in 2009—an oil fight Ed won by bludgeoning his opponent with his erection. Now they get a shot at each other at the No Holds Bar in the brand new Pussygon—and this time, Louise plans on experimenting with the FUN part of Ed’s bludgeon.
Ever since Jayanti substituted for Jenn in the Pit in January 2021, she’s been training to be a mixed fighter, first by picking out fights with strangers, and then in a more formal setting with Manik and Petr. Tonight, after months of training, she gets to fight a real, official fight against Matt—and he promised he wouldn’t go easy on her. “Neither will I,” she said.
Robin began her reign as Sexfighting Champion by taming Don’s cock in June, and since she tamed Big Poppa before—although barely—when she stole his girlfriend Prudence from him, she can do it again.
Fighters try to keep their current lovers out of their fighting life, but sometimes the two universes can’t avoid colliding. When Kim got Petr off in their fight in August, his girlfriend Ashley was far from happy about it. Lucky for him, Petr caught Tania in a good day when he asked for a revenge fight. And so here we are: The shortest woman and the second-tallest man in the League face off for their 8th match, this time in the 8-sided Octagon Cage.
Although Chip officially joined the League 8 years ago, he never faced League’s Founder Tania despite having a huge crush on his potential mother-in-law (from back when he dated Prudie). But tonight, he definitely feels a “Stifler’s Mom” vibe as he’s facing the statuesque, topless blonde, although he still feels like he has to show her she was right to recruit him.
Rita didn’t really appreciate being counted out by Robin the one time she faced Don in a kickboxing bout, so she enthusiastically jumped at the chance of a rematch. Meanwhile, Don spent 2022 sexfighting—he was Champion from November ’21 until June ’22—so he’s really happy for a chance to have a “real fight” as he calls it.
Brad added the 11th G-string to his collection in July when he beat Mack in the Pussygon. “Now I’m on to number 12 and I want it to be the crown of my collection: I want France’s!”
France now has no Title to defend—her Biggest Breasts in the League Title is unchallengeable. She’s finally free to pick her own fights and since she beat Brad 4 times in 5 fights, she accepts the challenges. “The only time I sexfought him was in the King (or Queen) of the Oil Ring, and it’s a defeat I always wanted to avenge. Besides, his girlfriend Nikki is dead jealous of me, so what other reason do I need?”
When they ran into the same hot OF model on the beach, Denise and Paul had to settle things with a sexfight, but it was the first time veteran Denise ever rode a cock Big-Poppa size and it didn’t go well for her. Now, as previously scheduled, they’re about to have an official fight in the Pit and Denise hopes to avenge her beach humiliation, but Kendra-Lynn invites herself at the last minute…
What makes a great afternoon at the beach for an OF model like Kendra-Lynn? Finding a man who’ll take her videos to the next level and push her in the top 1%. What makes an even better afternoon at the beach? Finding a woman who’ll do the same.
What to do? Branch into lesbian material or stay in the hetero market? Lucky for Kendra-Lynn, Paul and Denise are ready to help with the decision…