After last week’s Beach Ring bout between Megan and Don, we conducted some post-fight interviews. SPOILER ALERT! If you didn’t watch the fight yet, DON’T READ THIS!
Megan, did you go into this fight knowing you’d go for a breast-in-face victory?
Honestly? France has been a rival from day one. She’s threatened everything that I am and made me struggle to maintain my self-esteem. I had never seen a woman who could rival with me both in strength and in seduction. I had to change—turn into a slutty BWL fighter and shatter my own image of myself to best her. Now, I’M the bustiest woman in the League, and I’M the Queen of Breasts. If she were hot enough to get a MAN, I’d go after him, too!
But you didn’t have anything to do with France’s breast reduction.
I defeated her in a Titfight! She pitted her boobs against mine and LOST! I wrecked her rack!
But she faced FOUR fighters after that—the last one being Paul.
Of course she’ll say PAUL did it, because she couldn’t admit that her arch rival scored the ultimate victory against her! She was Superman and she met her Doomsday!
But Superman came back. France says she isn’t sure she’ll get upgraded again, but—
France could get BLIMPS and it wouldn’t matter. I BESTED HER in every possible way. The last straw was stealing her signature move, and Don helped with that!
I feel I have to point out that France beat your boyfriend Matt, while Don’s Melanie kicked your ass.
You’re reaching, and you’re NOT gonna spoil my victory!