Ever since France lost her implants, in October 2017, she’s been healing and slowly inching her way back to her original size. Now, after her last augmentation, she is bigger and better than ever, as Rita, Megan and Prudence already found out. Today, it’s time for the guys to meet Boobzilla! But will breast size give Fran an advantage in the Pit, the most unforgiving venue, where the only way to win is by KO?
At first, I thought it was silly that every opponent focused on France’s boobs, considering how dangerous they are. But then I remembered a joke from Gabriel Iglesias:
“It can kill a man in 10 seconds. I’m gonna touch it.”
Somebody needs to take France down a peg or two, or the league’s going to have to be renamed the FWL (France’s Wrestling League.)
The FWL! I LOVE IT!
A France Takeover would be an interesting story arc.
I’m here for it!
The FWL! All Boobzilla! All the time! Sign me up!!