The last time Chip faced Cindy, the naturally busty brunette was BWL Champ. The Pit fight was intense but Cindy prevailed by ass-smothering Chip. Tonight, the Paperback Writer hopes to avenge this embarrassment and possibly qualify for a Championship fight after his win against Kim in October. But Cindy has other plans.
The BMC (Basement Mixed Combat) also features short stories—not short in length, but short in height. That means this face-off is between Kim and Chip, the most petite woman and the most vertically-challenged man on the roster. But what these two lack in height, they more than make up for in fight. So pour a shot of Kim and a shot of Chip into the Pit, shake vigorously, and see who winds up conscious in the end.
As of today, there are four eligible contenders for the BWL Belt: France, Mimi, Paul, and…Chip. Chip has become a surprisingly serious combatant recently and is having a very good year so far. He’s almost like a completely different fighter. But Rita is also a completely different Champion, whom Chip has never faced before. Even the odds makers are having trouble calling this one.
It’s been more than five years since Regine and Chip tangled for their first and, so far, only time. Chip scored an upset win by making Reg tap out. We’re including a link to that BWL-495 to refresh your memories. So now they’re back, this time in the Octagon Cage, and of course Chip’s alter ego Johnny Moxie is “in dere wit’’em”.
By now, you all know about Oil of Olé, a slick substance that magnifies sensations tenfold. Back in June, we held a boxing bout between Mackenzie and Regine in this substance; now it’s time for Caribe and Chip to face each other in the oily aphrodisiac. And this time, the gloves are off and everything goes!
Last October, Cindy faced Chip in the Pit and lost so tonight she intends to show him who’s the BWL Champion. She needs the win since she just lost Petr to Jenn in a sexfight right here in this very Pit.
Mack beat Chip in the Octagon back in 2015. Now the recruit has more fights under his belt so he thinks he can avenge this defeat. “As a writer, he should know the difference between fiction AND reality,” Mack says. “Fiction is him defeating me; reality is I’m gonna pound him like typewriter keys!”
Chip is relatively new to the BWL, and he’s never faced Cindy before. On top of that, he hasn’t been able to score a single victory in the Pit, the most unforgiving venue of them all. Will tonight be his night?
Chip’s got only nine BWL fights under his belt; Melanie’s got three. Despite that, Mel already has more victories than the diminutive guy. Should Chip maybe go back to just writing? His alter ego character Johnny Moxie sure thinks so, but Chip wants to show him—and the husky blonde—that he’s as much in his place in a ring as in front of a Remington.
Writers! Dey don’ listen. Dey live in some ’maginary worl’ in deir heads an’ don’ har’ly never go out onto da mean streets o’ da real worl’. Take Chip, f’r instance. He’s about t’get hisse’f locked inna Pit wit’ dat blon’ frail Jennifer—only she ain’ so frail as he t’inks. See, dis Jennifer dame lives inna real worl’, an’ Chip? He’s rattlin’ aroun’ in ’is fan’asy worl’ wit’ me. I’m Johnny Moxie, an’ I carry a gat.